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Need a  chuckle or a groan?  Here you go...

1. Did you hear about the guy who just found out he was color blind?  It hit him right out of the purple!

2. What happened to the lab tech when he fell into the grinder?  He made a spectacle of himself.

3. Why is our staff so amazing?  They were all bright pupils!

4. Why did the smartphone have to wear glasses?  It lost all of its contacts.

5. What did one pupil say to the other?  I’m dilated to meet you.

6. What do you call a potato wearing glasses?  A Spec-Tater!

7. What do you call an optician living on an Alaskan island?  An optical Aleutian.

8. What was the innocent lens’s excuse to the policeman?  "I’ve been framed, officer!"

9. Where is the eye located?  Between the H and the J.

10. Where does bad light end up?  In Prism!

 

Location

 

  Address

  6830 NE Bothell Way Suite B
  Kenmore, WA 98028
  Phone:(425) 485-3051

  Hours

  Mon: 9:30am—6pm

  Tues: 9:30am—6pm

  Wed: 9:30am—6pm

  Thurs: 9:30am—6pm

  Fri: 9:30am—6pm

  Sat: 9:00am—3pm

  Sun Closed

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